Sunday, 12 February 2012

Vol. 18 No. 2

If the first issue of Club from 1989 served up an array of delicious treats, Vol. 18 No. 2 would carry on the good form. The cover would feature blonde sweetie Mandy Savory, whom many of us at the time would have known from her appearances on Page Three.

Sadly, we would never get to see what was behind Mandy's deliciously pretty barely-there white lingerie, and one must have felt a slight bit of despair on the part of the pornhound who might have expected to see a little bit more inside once.

To be fair to the ed he does admit that he "forgot to ask her to do a set", but to see this you would have to have been one of those rare and brave fellows who would actually open the mag while at the newsagents. Ah, those were the days.

Let's have a look at this month's nine lovely girls, then...

Careena Collins, photographed by Rupert Daines

Ok, so we lied. Back in Vol 17 No 7 when this lady appeared as our Holiday Girl, we called her Frances. And now she's spreading her legs for you here, we're calling her Careena. Crazy, eh gang?

Bue we weren't really lying. she really is called Frances. It's just that back home in the US, she goes under the name of Careena Collins, and she gets in front of the camera in films like Dressed to Thrill and Mymphette Does Hollywood and sucks cock like a demon. In fact, there's nothing she likes better than coming on camera, she told us.

And you know that's the truth just by looking at her.

Over eleven lovely photos Careena serves up some great views of her firm and well-sculpted body, which contrasts perfectly with her loosle-thrown on yellow outfit.

There are a number of stunning shots as this dark-haired babe reclines on a red sofa, drawing her legs up to show off her lovely pussy that is simply asking to be spread wide and licked. All the while she keeps her red heels on - did I say before that I liked this look?

Jane, photographed by Michael Moore

There's nothing plain about Jane, as you can clearly see - except for the plain fact that she's bloody gorgeous! She gets that reaction from all the men she meets; so what type of man does she actually go for?

"I prefer older men, I must confess - and most preferably in their forties," said the 22-year-old from the Lake District. "They're usually very experienced lovers, and are willing to do just about anything and everything in bed. Exactly how I like my sex!

"Take my latest lover, for example. He's 44, fit as a fiddle, with a great body and endless energy for fucking. His favourite place for it is standing up in the shower, but we've done it all over the place."

Does she go for that distinguished look too?

Tanned, toned and looking absolutely resplendent in a black basque, stockings and suspenders, brunette Jane is the perfect picture of the perfect Club International girl. Sultry, sexy, gorgeous, perfectly formed. I can only say that if you had this magazine and had not reached for your cock on seeing this photoset, you were probably dead - or simply paralysed.

Over thirteen stunning photographs Jane cavorts in the sun in and out of a number of different outfits, but the shot of her sitting back with her legs spread clad in that black ensemble is simply amazing. Pert tits, a pretty and well-manicured black muff... Perfect.

Andrea Clarke and Shirlie, photographed by Steve Colby

When I'm modelling, I like a little variety, which is why I always love doing a spread with another model. Especially if she is as good-looking as Shirlie. There's nothing like a bit of good healthy competition to get the old juices flowing, if you know what I mean!

Posing with Shirlie on those soft satin sheets gave me such a thrill; it got me really excited and wet. Satin always makes me think of being pampered by a man in bed, and of course that's what I like most of all. I like a man to make a fuss of me, to woo me, that kind of thing. And these bedroom sets always make me feel in the mood for sex too. That's why I do so many of them - apart from the fact that all you guys out there love them!

This is truly a photoset for lingerie enthusiasts, as Andrea and Shirlie show off their fine forms in their best satin, silk and lace finery over ten hot photographs. While Andrea goes for a lacy one-piece, sweet Shirlie has picked her best white outfit from her underwear drawer, topping things off with sexy white stockings and sussies and white heels.

It's ten photos of lovely peroxide blonde goodness.

Melanie, photographed by Michael Moore

Melanie told us straight away that she had something to confess to us. Spill the beans then, Melanie. "I've never done this sort of thing before!" the 20-year-old Bradford brunette revealed.

What, never dropped her togs for a men's magazine before?

"Never. It's something I'd often thought about because I've done a lot of ordinary fashion modelling. Showing myself off to people really excites me, and the thought of men looking at all of me, and fancying me, makes me feel so randy! So nude modelling seemed like a very natural step for me to take."

And we're bloody glad she did.

Pert and perfectly-formed Melanie shows off her class in a fantastic outfit of white lacy basque, seamed white stockings and pretty suspenders - it just doesn't get much better than this. Reclining in her boudoir she keeps her outfit on, while thankfully eschewing knickers and showing off her pretty and well-trimmed dark bush.

It's thirteen photos of sheer Club class, capped off with a final shot of marvellous Melanie completely naked. A set made for a slow, warm wank.

Karen, photographed Rupert Daines

As you can see from these pictures, Karen's really in the pink. And so she should be - she's got herself not one, but two, new boyfriends!

"To put it bluntly," the 23-year-old Dover lass told us, "I'm getting shagged about ten times a day now, and I'm loving every minute! My friends can't believe I've got the stamina to keep up with so much sex, but believe me, it's my two blokes who end up struggling!

"Neither of them know about each other, so I hope they're not reading this issue of Club or I'll be in trouble. But I just couldn't give either of them up - they're both so good in bed. Unless I have a better offer when your readers have seen this photo session, that is...

If the previous set asked for things to be taken nice and slow, this stunning set of blonde Karen gets the sap rising quickly to the top. It's a case of trousers and pants down and hammering away furiously.

Like Melanie, centrefold Karen reclines on her bed - but there the similarity ends as the subtle class of white lingerie is replaced by the sexy thrill of a hot pink top and matching pop sox. Over eight pages and eight photos Karen shows off her pretty and furry blonde muff, a lightly tan-lined derrière, and deliciously pert little tits.

Karen lies back, spreads her lovely legs and serves up some sweet from-behind shots before the final round, a fantastic centrespread where she hitches up her legs and shows off her cunt-fur. Next step, clean up the sticky mess.

Bettina, photographed by Gary Sanger

Strewth, this is a bit arty, isn't it? All this fashionable black and funny lighting everywhere. It's all very well for snappers like Sanger who want to win poncy awards, but what does Bettina from Ilford make of it?

"Oh, I like all this tasteful stuff," says the 18-year-old with the best bum in Essex. "I think nude photos like this can look sexier than those blatant ones. It's more erotic, it's more sensitive, and to be honest it shows off my bottom better too. Pretty tasty, isn't it?"

Amply-endowed with with a model-like body, strawberry-blonde Bettina is another example of the perfect Club International girl - and the quality of the photography is first class. The lighting is perfect, and the shot of beads of water resting on Bettina's well-oiled bottom takes us into the word where porn meets art.

There are some fantastic shots of this lovely girl's deliciously fine ginger minge, but at seven photographs over two pages this photoshoot is way, way too short.

Tracy, photographed by John Graham

Tracy has exactly what we like most in an 18-year-old: she's not some French beauty queen, she's just an ordinary, cute, friendly Scottish teenager who happens to be incredibly sexy. We told her as much after the photo session.

"I was a bit of an ugly duckling - I've only become a little bit pretty in the last few years," she said. "I still can't believe I'm pretty enough to go in Club, though. Men never seem to ask me out, I've never had a proper boyfriend - I've just snogged at parties a few times, nothing more than that, really."

Could this be that Tracy hasn't, er... "Yes, I'm still a virgin. But some time soon I hope I'll meet a nice boy and that will change! If your readers really like my pictures, I might even get the confidence to ask a boy out myself some time."

This issue has already delivered in its promise of high-quality models, but lovely Tracy sums up all that is good about perusing naked females in naughty magazines. Sweet, sexy and with a body to die for, she is also the sort of girl you could happily take home to meet your mother.

Everything shouts perfection: the sweet floral outfit teamed with white holdup stockings and sexy white boots, the long and pretty wavy blonde hair, the ample yet wonderfully pert breasts and beautifully furry mound hiding the sweetest little set of cunt lips.

The set covers seven pages and thirteen photographs, but it is simply not enough. Tracy is so gorgeous you just keep wanting more.

Katie, photographed by Ray Murphy

Our 18-year-old corker Katie is coy about where she comes from - but she knows exactly where she is going.

"I'm hoping to get right to the top," she informed us. "And doing that by taking my clothes off and flaunting myself in front of the camera seems like the best way to get there!"

And we couldn't agree more.

Wearing nothing more than a wide-brimmed hat atop a rocky outcrop, sexy blonde Katie kicks off the set with a stunning shot of her beautifully bronzed, toned and oiled body, before stopping for a spot of angling (erm OK!) and opening her lovely legs to show off a fine pair of pussy lips topped with the finest of trimmed pubic topiaries.

With nine large and small photos spread over four pages, this set is again way too short and fails to do justice for yet another fine piece of Club International totty. But hey, you can only cram so many lovely girls into one issue...

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