The Club Archive
A blog dedicated to the UK's finest top shelf magazine, Club International, from 1989 to 2010.
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Wednesday, 15 February 2012
Vol. 18 No. 4
Springtime, and another copy of Britain's finest men's magazine - and another adorned by another one of Page Three's popular models at the time, Christine Peake.
Unfortunately - again - for us Page Three fans who might have been hoping to get a little peek at what Christine might not have been able to offer in the tabloids, the mag doesn't feature any photos of her.
It's yet another classic Club International cover shot that sees the sultry-looking Miss Peake reclining in a classic lacy ensemble of white strapless bra and high-cut knickers - and I have to admit that I was more than a little disappointed when I got home to not find Christine among the names.
Still, there are nine other lovely ladies to talk about...
Julia Parton, photographed by Harry Linden
We promised you more of Julia, out Club Girl of the Year, so here she is in stunning style. To be honest, life's felt a bit empty without Julia's incredible boobs and soft, brown curls to dwell on.
"It makes me feel very horny now that I'm always recognised in the street, especially knowing that they've seen me before I've been naked in Club. It sends pulses of pleasure through my pussy as men look at me."
The response from our readers has been pretty amazing too! We've had a constant stream of letters pleading for the first lady of pleasure to spread her fabulous female form on these pages again.
"It's very flattering knowing that so many lovely men find me so sexually exciting. I wish I could thank every one of them in my own very special way. I only hope that I'll always be this popular with the guys."
We don't think there's any doubt about that!
Over seven pages and ten gorgeous photos, Julia shows just why she was such a massive hit with Club readers - from any angle she is simply stunning, whether we are looking at her hefty yet wonderfully-sculpted breasts, her peachy bottom or that deliciously un-American furry black thatch.
Julia keeps her pretty white lacy holdup stockings on throughout the shoot, and the set closes off with a simply sublime rear-view shot. As you eye up that firm bottom, her eyes are saying "fuck me. Hard."
Mandy, photographed by Scott Evans
Mandy, our centrefold of last Christmas, was the girl who never thought she would make it to Club. But after her first taste of nude modelling, she was more that ready for another bite of the cherry.
"I felt so good after that first session," she told us, boldly baring her pussy, "so randy, that I knew I had to do it again. I've had an insatiable appetite for blokes these last couple of months - I've lost count of how many I've had. But I'm always game for more!"
This small three-page, four-photo set kicks off with a lovely image of Mandy lying face down, showing off some gentle bikini tan-lines and neatly-trimmed black pubes. As we flip the page we get to see a little bit more of her dark and furry muff, as she reclines back on the lilo to show off her pretty pink cunt lips.
Oddly, we don't get to get a glimpse of this sweet honey's little tan-lined titties - a dreadful shame as gives us a sneaky tease at the end accompanied by a sexy pout.
Fiona, photographed by Michael Moore
If you aspire to the easy life, take a tip from Fiona: "Don't. Easy money (mostly Daddy's) and endless lunch dates (usually at Langan's) are a dreadful bore," she moans in her clipped upper class tones, a true blue Chelsea Girl right down to her open-top Jeep.
"I need some excitement in my life. That's why I've dropped my pure silk Calvin Kleins to show off my cunt. Gosh, if Jeremy could hear me talking like that he'd fall off his Porsche."
What Fiona wants, she says, is a good hard humping from someone who isn't a stuck up prat (like Jeremy). The Sloane Ranger rides again. Hi ho silverware...
In a photoshoot covering six pages and eleven photos, naughty blonde Fiona is looking absolutely fantastic in some seriously sexy underwear: white lace suspenders, tan stockings and no knickers.
This girl has a truly lovely pout and a beautiful tanned and sculpted body, and her decision to "drop her pure silk Calvin Kleins and show off her cunt" was clearly an inspired decision I for one was not complaining as soon as I turned the page and clapped eyes on her for the first time all those years ago.
Fiona has the sweetest little tits and a luxuriously furry dark muff that hides the prettiest set of pink lips - truly delicious.
Jacqui, photographed by Harry Linden
When we at Club saw Jacqui's pert breasts, wonderfully seductive eyes and golden pussy, there was an immediate outbreak of hard-on-itis. And what this leggy 19-year-old told us did nothing to cure it.
"I love it when a man whispers in my ear and says exactly what he is going to do to me. I just love sex and if I'm not getting enough I go out and find it. I'm not shy at all, and I love the thought of men looking at me totally exposed."
Total exposure? What about the hat? "I always wear a minimal amount of clothing, but only revealing what I know will excite. The hat was just a personal touch."
Oh, what we'd do for Jacqui's personal touch!
Loosely dressed in white holdup stockings, a tiny denim jacket and her personal tough - that black wide-brimmed hat - lovely Jacqui is the archetypal Club International model.
Covering five pages and ten stunning photographs, this pert blonde babe gets the chance to show off her fantastic figure - Jacqui has the most perfect little tits and beautifully trimmed natural blonde pubes that show off her delicious set of pussy lips.
Andrea Clarke, photographed by Michael Moore
This month is a very special column: Ask Andrea is one year old! Yes, the Editor tells me my first column was back in Vol 17 No 4, though I must say it doesn't seem that long that I've been doing all your naughty requests and reading your letters.
As a birthday present, the Ed sent me on a two-week all-expenses-paid holiday to Jamaica! He told me it's the least I deserved for being Club's resident girl: I don't know about that - I've been having too much fun to think I deserve a reward. Anyway, that's how I came to be on this sun-drenched Caribbean beach. Now I've returned with sunburn, loads of souvenirs and a few saucy tales to tell...
With a dozen photographs over six pages, this has to be the best Andrea shoot of this volume so far as we see her strutting her stuff in and out of some hot swimwear as she picks up a healthy tan in the Caribbean sun.
The warm weather clearly agrees with our resident blonde beauty, and there are some fantastic shots of her shapely tanned body and contrasting golden muff. Yes, I have stated that I was never really that much of a fan of Miss Clarke, but this shoot by Club snapper Michael Moore - nope, not the fat guy from Flint, Mi. - is ultra hot.
Julianne, photographed by Rupert Daines
Julianne's proud to say she's a natural flirt around men. She claims to be able to seduce any man she wants. It's hardly surprising really. "When I walk into a room I know that everyone's looking at me. Then I choose a man to home in on and go get him!" growls the 18-year-old temptress.
"I flash my eyes and throw back my hair, and while I'm talking to him I touch him as much as possible. It's very exciting watching the bulge grow in his trousers as I brush my hand across his chest. I try to reveal my body with glimpses of pubes and pink nipples. And I never wear panties so when I open my legs he can see my cunt all ready for him.
"My intentions are never in doubt and I never fail. I just turn them on so much that no man who loves sex can resist me."
Who said anything about trying to resist?
Clad in a pale pink silk chemise and pink seamed holdup stockings - and a pretty pearl necklace - Julianne is indeed a pretty picture. Pert but ample breasts, a neatly-trimmed thatch that crowns a juicy set of pussy lips, golden-blonde hair... Yep, I can see why she has that effect.
Julianne serves up thirteen sexy pictures over ten pages, offering some stunning poses and a fantastic centrefold shot she she lies on her back offering a tantalising view of her derrière and pretty pink slit while she looks coyly over her shoulder.
This girl defines sexy.
Cindy, photographed by Harry Linden
Cindy's a walking, talking, shagging doll, and sensitive with it. "I've got a very sensitive body, especially my tits," she said when we caught her doing this shoot on Brighton beach. "When I'm in bed alone, which isn't often, I only have to touch myself lightly around my nipples to make me desperate for a good shafting. Of course my tits aren't my only sensitive parts so when I was flaunting my body it felt very sexy and I wanted to be touched," she confesses.
"There's nothing like a good stiff prick to get me damp between my legs. That's another thing: most men find my legs absolutely fascinating. Maybe that's why they spend so long between them!"
There are ten pretty photos of sweet blonde Cindy, but at just four pages many of them are small and do not do this pretty young thing enough justice.
Cindy has a great tanned body and a healthy dose of pubic muff, and suns herself both at the beach and by the pool. She spreads those lovely legs beautifully, but for me her crowning glory is her deliciously-shaped behind.
Debbie Fordham, photographed by Ed Alexander
Last time we saw the exhibitionist talents of Debbie Fordham in March last year, she was spreading them across the centrefold. She's back now to reveal even more. Debbie has an admirable ambition in life; to extend her hand of friendship across the globe - and get it around some foreign flesh!
"I desperately want to have sex in every capital city of the world! From Madrid to Mexico City I want to whip off my knickers for the local talent. It would have to be a genuine countryman so I could compare what they get up to. I've got off to a great start in London! I also travelled to Dublin and it wasn't the Blarney Stone I got my lips around, I can tell you!"
So where on your search to find the perfect lover, we asked our intrepid 22-year-old? "I'm packing my bags for a visit to Egypt to sample a bit of Eastern promise." So if there's a horny Arab who'd like to get his hands on her pyramids, she's willing!
Sexy redhead Debbie is pretty as a picture, and wows us over five pages and eight photos in some sumptuous lingerie. We see her in a pretty pale pink outfit, but the real "wow" shots are of her in a gorgeous purple basque and matching stockings and suspenders.
Debbie is perfectly proportioned up top with pretty pink nipples, and has a lovely strawberry-blonde minge that shows off her cute little slit. There are some cracking bum shots.
I love redheads, and Debbie is a corker.
Polly, photographed by Steve Colby
Polly is one of the dreamiest girls we've had the pleasure to peruse for some time. Everything about her invites you to nuzzle your nose deep into her soft cleavage, and dally with her exquisite nipples. The rest of her body is pretty inviting too! Her big round boobs and open crotch are downright irresistible.
Whichever way you look at Polly there's something you dearly want to feel. "I'm an old-fashioned girl at heart you know," admits Polly as she gives us a cheeky wink. "Rolling around on my feather bed, caressing my body gently, made me feel so randy and raunchy. All those frothy white Victorian frills falling from my body excited me so much that I don't know if I'll ever recover from the experience!" The feeling's mutual, Polly!
"I've got a very sensitive body and I love to be touched all over. Just one fingertip in the right place and I'll do anything. That's all it takes to make me wild. All that was missing was someone to share my bed with me."
Well, a touch old-fashioned she may be but I'm sure there are a whole lot of you who would love to get to grips with Polly's well-fashioned tits and firm thighs in exchange for a bit of old world charm!
When turning the page to see Polly and her massive mams hanging out of her top, I thought I was looking at the wrong magazine. While not unattractive, this peroxide blonde would be more at home in Razzle or Escort - not Club International. The Ed had dedicated what is the longest essay of the mag to this buxom babe, but nope - not for me.
Oh well, you can't win them all.
There are a dozen shots of Polly covering six pages, as she releases her hefty tits from her tight white cotton outfit. While the tits are way too big and just a little droopy for my taste, she does have a nice-looking behind and a sweet-looking pussy...
Unfortunately - again - for us Page Three fans who might have been hoping to get a little peek at what Christine might not have been able to offer in the tabloids, the mag doesn't feature any photos of her.
It's yet another classic Club International cover shot that sees the sultry-looking Miss Peake reclining in a classic lacy ensemble of white strapless bra and high-cut knickers - and I have to admit that I was more than a little disappointed when I got home to not find Christine among the names.
Still, there are nine other lovely ladies to talk about...
Julia Parton, photographed by Harry Linden
We promised you more of Julia, out Club Girl of the Year, so here she is in stunning style. To be honest, life's felt a bit empty without Julia's incredible boobs and soft, brown curls to dwell on.
"It makes me feel very horny now that I'm always recognised in the street, especially knowing that they've seen me before I've been naked in Club. It sends pulses of pleasure through my pussy as men look at me."
The response from our readers has been pretty amazing too! We've had a constant stream of letters pleading for the first lady of pleasure to spread her fabulous female form on these pages again.
"It's very flattering knowing that so many lovely men find me so sexually exciting. I wish I could thank every one of them in my own very special way. I only hope that I'll always be this popular with the guys."
We don't think there's any doubt about that!
Over seven pages and ten gorgeous photos, Julia shows just why she was such a massive hit with Club readers - from any angle she is simply stunning, whether we are looking at her hefty yet wonderfully-sculpted breasts, her peachy bottom or that deliciously un-American furry black thatch.
Julia keeps her pretty white lacy holdup stockings on throughout the shoot, and the set closes off with a simply sublime rear-view shot. As you eye up that firm bottom, her eyes are saying "fuck me. Hard."
Mandy, photographed by Scott Evans
Mandy, our centrefold of last Christmas, was the girl who never thought she would make it to Club. But after her first taste of nude modelling, she was more that ready for another bite of the cherry.
"I felt so good after that first session," she told us, boldly baring her pussy, "so randy, that I knew I had to do it again. I've had an insatiable appetite for blokes these last couple of months - I've lost count of how many I've had. But I'm always game for more!"
This small three-page, four-photo set kicks off with a lovely image of Mandy lying face down, showing off some gentle bikini tan-lines and neatly-trimmed black pubes. As we flip the page we get to see a little bit more of her dark and furry muff, as she reclines back on the lilo to show off her pretty pink cunt lips.
Oddly, we don't get to get a glimpse of this sweet honey's little tan-lined titties - a dreadful shame as gives us a sneaky tease at the end accompanied by a sexy pout.
Fiona, photographed by Michael Moore
If you aspire to the easy life, take a tip from Fiona: "Don't. Easy money (mostly Daddy's) and endless lunch dates (usually at Langan's) are a dreadful bore," she moans in her clipped upper class tones, a true blue Chelsea Girl right down to her open-top Jeep.
"I need some excitement in my life. That's why I've dropped my pure silk Calvin Kleins to show off my cunt. Gosh, if Jeremy could hear me talking like that he'd fall off his Porsche."
What Fiona wants, she says, is a good hard humping from someone who isn't a stuck up prat (like Jeremy). The Sloane Ranger rides again. Hi ho silverware...
In a photoshoot covering six pages and eleven photos, naughty blonde Fiona is looking absolutely fantastic in some seriously sexy underwear: white lace suspenders, tan stockings and no knickers.
This girl has a truly lovely pout and a beautiful tanned and sculpted body, and her decision to "drop her pure silk Calvin Kleins and show off her cunt" was clearly an inspired decision I for one was not complaining as soon as I turned the page and clapped eyes on her for the first time all those years ago.
Fiona has the sweetest little tits and a luxuriously furry dark muff that hides the prettiest set of pink lips - truly delicious.
Jacqui, photographed by Harry Linden
When we at Club saw Jacqui's pert breasts, wonderfully seductive eyes and golden pussy, there was an immediate outbreak of hard-on-itis. And what this leggy 19-year-old told us did nothing to cure it.
"I love it when a man whispers in my ear and says exactly what he is going to do to me. I just love sex and if I'm not getting enough I go out and find it. I'm not shy at all, and I love the thought of men looking at me totally exposed."
Total exposure? What about the hat? "I always wear a minimal amount of clothing, but only revealing what I know will excite. The hat was just a personal touch."
Oh, what we'd do for Jacqui's personal touch!
Loosely dressed in white holdup stockings, a tiny denim jacket and her personal tough - that black wide-brimmed hat - lovely Jacqui is the archetypal Club International model.
Covering five pages and ten stunning photographs, this pert blonde babe gets the chance to show off her fantastic figure - Jacqui has the most perfect little tits and beautifully trimmed natural blonde pubes that show off her delicious set of pussy lips.
Andrea Clarke, photographed by Michael Moore
This month is a very special column: Ask Andrea is one year old! Yes, the Editor tells me my first column was back in Vol 17 No 4, though I must say it doesn't seem that long that I've been doing all your naughty requests and reading your letters.
As a birthday present, the Ed sent me on a two-week all-expenses-paid holiday to Jamaica! He told me it's the least I deserved for being Club's resident girl: I don't know about that - I've been having too much fun to think I deserve a reward. Anyway, that's how I came to be on this sun-drenched Caribbean beach. Now I've returned with sunburn, loads of souvenirs and a few saucy tales to tell...
With a dozen photographs over six pages, this has to be the best Andrea shoot of this volume so far as we see her strutting her stuff in and out of some hot swimwear as she picks up a healthy tan in the Caribbean sun.
The warm weather clearly agrees with our resident blonde beauty, and there are some fantastic shots of her shapely tanned body and contrasting golden muff. Yes, I have stated that I was never really that much of a fan of Miss Clarke, but this shoot by Club snapper Michael Moore - nope, not the fat guy from Flint, Mi. - is ultra hot.
Julianne, photographed by Rupert Daines
Julianne's proud to say she's a natural flirt around men. She claims to be able to seduce any man she wants. It's hardly surprising really. "When I walk into a room I know that everyone's looking at me. Then I choose a man to home in on and go get him!" growls the 18-year-old temptress.
"I flash my eyes and throw back my hair, and while I'm talking to him I touch him as much as possible. It's very exciting watching the bulge grow in his trousers as I brush my hand across his chest. I try to reveal my body with glimpses of pubes and pink nipples. And I never wear panties so when I open my legs he can see my cunt all ready for him.
"My intentions are never in doubt and I never fail. I just turn them on so much that no man who loves sex can resist me."
Who said anything about trying to resist?
Clad in a pale pink silk chemise and pink seamed holdup stockings - and a pretty pearl necklace - Julianne is indeed a pretty picture. Pert but ample breasts, a neatly-trimmed thatch that crowns a juicy set of pussy lips, golden-blonde hair... Yep, I can see why she has that effect.
Julianne serves up thirteen sexy pictures over ten pages, offering some stunning poses and a fantastic centrefold shot she she lies on her back offering a tantalising view of her derrière and pretty pink slit while she looks coyly over her shoulder.
This girl defines sexy.
Cindy, photographed by Harry Linden
Cindy's a walking, talking, shagging doll, and sensitive with it. "I've got a very sensitive body, especially my tits," she said when we caught her doing this shoot on Brighton beach. "When I'm in bed alone, which isn't often, I only have to touch myself lightly around my nipples to make me desperate for a good shafting. Of course my tits aren't my only sensitive parts so when I was flaunting my body it felt very sexy and I wanted to be touched," she confesses.
"There's nothing like a good stiff prick to get me damp between my legs. That's another thing: most men find my legs absolutely fascinating. Maybe that's why they spend so long between them!"
There are ten pretty photos of sweet blonde Cindy, but at just four pages many of them are small and do not do this pretty young thing enough justice.
Cindy has a great tanned body and a healthy dose of pubic muff, and suns herself both at the beach and by the pool. She spreads those lovely legs beautifully, but for me her crowning glory is her deliciously-shaped behind.
Debbie Fordham, photographed by Ed Alexander
Last time we saw the exhibitionist talents of Debbie Fordham in March last year, she was spreading them across the centrefold. She's back now to reveal even more. Debbie has an admirable ambition in life; to extend her hand of friendship across the globe - and get it around some foreign flesh!
"I desperately want to have sex in every capital city of the world! From Madrid to Mexico City I want to whip off my knickers for the local talent. It would have to be a genuine countryman so I could compare what they get up to. I've got off to a great start in London! I also travelled to Dublin and it wasn't the Blarney Stone I got my lips around, I can tell you!"
So where on your search to find the perfect lover, we asked our intrepid 22-year-old? "I'm packing my bags for a visit to Egypt to sample a bit of Eastern promise." So if there's a horny Arab who'd like to get his hands on her pyramids, she's willing!
Sexy redhead Debbie is pretty as a picture, and wows us over five pages and eight photos in some sumptuous lingerie. We see her in a pretty pale pink outfit, but the real "wow" shots are of her in a gorgeous purple basque and matching stockings and suspenders.
Debbie is perfectly proportioned up top with pretty pink nipples, and has a lovely strawberry-blonde minge that shows off her cute little slit. There are some cracking bum shots.
I love redheads, and Debbie is a corker.
Polly, photographed by Steve Colby
Polly is one of the dreamiest girls we've had the pleasure to peruse for some time. Everything about her invites you to nuzzle your nose deep into her soft cleavage, and dally with her exquisite nipples. The rest of her body is pretty inviting too! Her big round boobs and open crotch are downright irresistible.
Whichever way you look at Polly there's something you dearly want to feel. "I'm an old-fashioned girl at heart you know," admits Polly as she gives us a cheeky wink. "Rolling around on my feather bed, caressing my body gently, made me feel so randy and raunchy. All those frothy white Victorian frills falling from my body excited me so much that I don't know if I'll ever recover from the experience!" The feeling's mutual, Polly!
"I've got a very sensitive body and I love to be touched all over. Just one fingertip in the right place and I'll do anything. That's all it takes to make me wild. All that was missing was someone to share my bed with me."
Well, a touch old-fashioned she may be but I'm sure there are a whole lot of you who would love to get to grips with Polly's well-fashioned tits and firm thighs in exchange for a bit of old world charm!
When turning the page to see Polly and her massive mams hanging out of her top, I thought I was looking at the wrong magazine. While not unattractive, this peroxide blonde would be more at home in Razzle or Escort - not Club International. The Ed had dedicated what is the longest essay of the mag to this buxom babe, but nope - not for me.
Oh well, you can't win them all.
There are a dozen shots of Polly covering six pages, as she releases her hefty tits from her tight white cotton outfit. While the tits are way too big and just a little droopy for my taste, she does have a nice-looking behind and a sweet-looking pussy...
Sunday, 12 February 2012
Vol. 18 No. 3
The third edition of Club International from the spring of 1989 gives us a classic-looking cover shot, as pretty and pert blonde Lynette looks coyly at the camera clad only in a set of bright red stockings and suspenders.
Lynette isn't wearing any bra or knickers, but relies on her hands and a perfectly positioned silk sheet to protect her modesty - a well-constructed cover shot, and a far cry from the lazy techniques seen today involving photoshopped underwear and tacky-looking stars or dots strategically placed to hide those naughty nipples.
Unlike Mandy the previous month, we do actually get to see Lynette with no clothes on in the magazine, which is not a bad thing.
There are eight stunners that get naked in this issue... So let's get cracking.
Natasha, photographed by Harry Linden
One of the Ed's fantasies, this: we understand the boss met Natasha here in some pervy nightclub, wearing exactly these clothes, and asked her to pose right there and then. "Well, that's not quite true," Natasha from Brighton tells us.
"I was wearing a mini skirt when he saw me, but he didn't think that was really needed in the photos. What really got him going, I think, was the studded belt. I think he's secretly into leather. I can always tell."
Really? How? "I've had a lot of experience. Guys always start by rubbing that belt, and pulling it tight. Then their hands wander a bit further down ... and that's when they forget about rubbing the leather and start rubbing me!"
After working her way out of her rather bizarre clothes that leave her looking like a cross between a pearly queen and Suggs, Natasha serves up some cracking views, particularly of her firm and tan-lined arse. Natasha's creamy-white rump contrasts wonderfully with her tanned legs, and she serves up some cracking bumshots; her pussy hair is dark and luxurious though perfectly trimmed for beachwear, and there are thirteen very nice photos of her cavorting rather gymnastically by the pool.
The one let-down is that Natasha keeps her shades on for all but one of the photographs, a real shame as I do like to get a good view of a girl's eyes while ogling her naughty bits.
Rosalind, photographed by Michael Moore
There's something about a sandy bum, isn't there, chaps? Tuat, perky buttocks just sprinkled with enough beach to bring attention to those curves. Troble is, that sand gets everywhere.
"I've been on beaches before, of course," says Rosalind, a 23-year-old researcher from Manchester. "I always take holidays somewhere hot and secluded, so I can at least go topless - and sometimes I get to a beach where I can take off everything for an all-over tan. But modelling wasn't at all like sunbathing: the photographer had me squirming and turning and bending every which way, so the sand got into every nook and cranny!
"I didn't mind, though. All that writhing about in the hot sun does funny things to a girl. I definitely had some very hot nights out on my trip after all those hot days!"
In yet another lovely photoset, Rosalind make the most of the lovely exotic location; stunningly fresh-faced and lithe, this bottle-blonde beauty shows off a pair of perfectly-formed tits and a lovely dark bush.
Tanned and toned Rosalind pouts and smiles through a shoot that is just short of a dozen photos, and after squeezing her ample breasts together she cools down in thigh-deep clear water and sprays herself with a fine jet of water to wash the fine white sand from her crack.
Rosalind is the sort of girl I started buying Club for: you wouldn't find girls like that in any other magazine.
Andrea Clarke, photographed by Joanie Allum
You men out there (not to mention some of the ladies too) certainly are an odd bunch! I've had no end of strange requests for this feature since I joined Club, but this month's had to be just about the strangest ever.
At first I was a bit doubtful if I could do it and look sexy at the same time, but I think it's worked out pretty well, don't you?
Starting off in a pair of denim dungarees, DIY girl fails miserably in her mission as she forgets all about the walls and gets conveniently naked before daubing white emulsion all over her tits.
Over fifteen large and small photos over half a dozen pages Andrea then strips down to her little white smalls before rolling on the workbench to serve up yet another monthly treat.
Sara, by Suze Randall
Sara might look like a sweet young thing, but don't let that fool you for a minute. For the 18-year-old from Daventry is one of the naughtiest girls we've ever met at Club. And we ain't joking. Just take a look at those boots - they're lethal!
"I'm very fond of my boots, as you can all imagine," Sara grinned to us when we tackled her on the subject. "They do come in handy. You wouldn't believe the number of men who get turned on by these kind of fetish boots, young and old!
"The thing is that I like to feel dominant and take charge when it comes to sex, and because I look so sweet an innocent (so you tell me) my mendon't realise until it's too late. Not that they seem to object most of the time...
In what a stunning twelve-shot photoset covering seven pages, bright and bubbly little Sara strips from her black top and lacy white French crotchless knickers and to cavort on her bed in pretty white holdups. Oh, and those lethal black high-heeled boots that complete a truly sexy look.
Sara is your typical Club stunner - pretty face, lovely blonde hair and a fabulous firm body. It's a dozen pages of lovely indoor fun as she whips off her top to show off her cute little pair of bee-sting tits and opens up her lacy crotchless keks to show off her neatly-trimmed blonde cunt.
Delicious.
Lynette, photographed by Scott Evans
You can tell Lynette's red hot. If the look in this luscious 21-year-old's eyes didn't give it away instantly, then those scarlet stockings certainly would.
"Yes, these definitely come in handy in the bedroom," grinned Lynette, rubbing her hands up and down her thighs to illustrate the fact. "They just seem to send the blokes wild. They reckon that if I'm wearing red undies it must mean that I'm insatiable - which of course, I am!"
Really? Tell us more.
"Well, firstly, I like sex often. And I mean very often, like five times a day on average. And that's just for openers. I love men who are really adventurous and inventive in bed: you know, with different positions, different places, that kind of thing. The more imagination a bloke shows, the better!"
Tell us much more...
Sexy yet sophisticated, Strawberry-blonde Lynette provides some spectacular views over a dozen photographs as she opens her stockinged legs to show off her fine blonde muff and then serves up some lovely rear views of her delicious-looking pink gash. There's something to be said about a girl in nothing more that stockings and sussies, especially in a colour that contrasts with their pale white skin.
The centrefold shot is the clincher, as Lynette lies on her front and delivers a perfect rear-view pose - all while giving us a sexy look over her shoulder. Oh yes.
Dee, photographed by Denys Defrancesco
Forget all that rubbish in the press about mindless bimbos - Dee is a real Wild Child. She first appeared back in Vol 17 No 4, showing off her favourite hitch-hiking technique - a slow strip at the side of the road.
"That was very realistic - just the sort of thing I do when I'm feeling frisky," she says. "That's why, when Club asked me to model again, I wanted to do a wild-in-the-country sort of set. I spend a lot of time living off the land."
But does she do this all on her own? "Oh no - I usually have five or six blokes with me. There's no point getting back to nature if you can't do what comes naturally, is there?"
Brandishing her spear - while us readers are stroking ours - there are no sabre-tooted tigers in sight as our pretty cavegirl sheds her skins and serves up some cracked view of her tanned body. Sultry in the extreme, Dee's natural tan contrasts wonderfully with her striking green-hazel eyes, and that pout would make any Club-reading caveman melt.
With just nine photos over four pages however, the set is just waaay too short.
Siobhan, photgraphed by John Copeland
The luck of the Irish, eh? The one day the man Copeland travels to Dun Laoghaire the sun shines, and Siobhan is able to whip off her togs in the fresh air.
"It's been raining here for weeks, and I've had to make do with wanking indoors," says the girl herself in her lilting Dubling brogue. "I love to do it outside, sunbathing and playing with myself at the same time. So it was lovely the weather was so warm when John arrived: it meant I could give him a really good show, playing with myself all around our garden and patio.
"I think it must have turned him on a little, even though he sees so many beautiful girls. After all, not many of those girls can be as sex-mad as I am!"
There are sixteen photos over six pages as peroxide blonde Siobhan splashes about in her little paddling pool, rolls about indoors on her bed, strips down to a little white top and trainers on the porch and hoses herself down before hitting the beach again. The life of a Club International model, eh?
With her tanned and toned figure, pert tits and wonderfully-tanned bum, Siobhan ticks all the boxes.
Rachel, photographed by Scott Evans
Back in Vol 17 No 6 our Welsh rare-bit Rachel was bringing up the rear of the magazine with her own rather fantastic rear. So no-one was too unhappy when she asked us if she could make a reappearance. And in her last session, Rachel was telling us how much she enjoys getting her leg over. She's still enjoying it, then?
"Definitely. More than ever, in fact," the just-turned-20-year-old confessed to us. "I'm getting far more nookie now than when you last saw me in Club. All those guys out there seeing me naked must have worked some kind of magic. I've been absolutely snowed under with offers. To put it bluntly, I've hardly been off my back since then - which is just the way I like it!
"And I can tell all you blokes out there that I'm always ready for more!"
Over six pages and elevent ravishing photos, Rachel lies on her bed in a pretty white blouse and pink scarf, flips over to show off her pert breasts and flame-coloured minge, and spreads her lovely legs wide to give us randy Club readers a most delicious rear view of her sumptuous twat: you just want to nibble those thick and fleshy lips.
It gets better as she raises her arse into the air and before lying back and opening her legs - her little white socks simply add to the allure.
Lynette isn't wearing any bra or knickers, but relies on her hands and a perfectly positioned silk sheet to protect her modesty - a well-constructed cover shot, and a far cry from the lazy techniques seen today involving photoshopped underwear and tacky-looking stars or dots strategically placed to hide those naughty nipples.
Unlike Mandy the previous month, we do actually get to see Lynette with no clothes on in the magazine, which is not a bad thing.
There are eight stunners that get naked in this issue... So let's get cracking.
Natasha, photographed by Harry Linden
One of the Ed's fantasies, this: we understand the boss met Natasha here in some pervy nightclub, wearing exactly these clothes, and asked her to pose right there and then. "Well, that's not quite true," Natasha from Brighton tells us.
"I was wearing a mini skirt when he saw me, but he didn't think that was really needed in the photos. What really got him going, I think, was the studded belt. I think he's secretly into leather. I can always tell."
Really? How? "I've had a lot of experience. Guys always start by rubbing that belt, and pulling it tight. Then their hands wander a bit further down ... and that's when they forget about rubbing the leather and start rubbing me!"
After working her way out of her rather bizarre clothes that leave her looking like a cross between a pearly queen and Suggs, Natasha serves up some cracking views, particularly of her firm and tan-lined arse. Natasha's creamy-white rump contrasts wonderfully with her tanned legs, and she serves up some cracking bumshots; her pussy hair is dark and luxurious though perfectly trimmed for beachwear, and there are thirteen very nice photos of her cavorting rather gymnastically by the pool.
The one let-down is that Natasha keeps her shades on for all but one of the photographs, a real shame as I do like to get a good view of a girl's eyes while ogling her naughty bits.
Rosalind, photographed by Michael Moore
There's something about a sandy bum, isn't there, chaps? Tuat, perky buttocks just sprinkled with enough beach to bring attention to those curves. Troble is, that sand gets everywhere.
"I've been on beaches before, of course," says Rosalind, a 23-year-old researcher from Manchester. "I always take holidays somewhere hot and secluded, so I can at least go topless - and sometimes I get to a beach where I can take off everything for an all-over tan. But modelling wasn't at all like sunbathing: the photographer had me squirming and turning and bending every which way, so the sand got into every nook and cranny!
"I didn't mind, though. All that writhing about in the hot sun does funny things to a girl. I definitely had some very hot nights out on my trip after all those hot days!"
In yet another lovely photoset, Rosalind make the most of the lovely exotic location; stunningly fresh-faced and lithe, this bottle-blonde beauty shows off a pair of perfectly-formed tits and a lovely dark bush.
Tanned and toned Rosalind pouts and smiles through a shoot that is just short of a dozen photos, and after squeezing her ample breasts together she cools down in thigh-deep clear water and sprays herself with a fine jet of water to wash the fine white sand from her crack.
Rosalind is the sort of girl I started buying Club for: you wouldn't find girls like that in any other magazine.
Andrea Clarke, photographed by Joanie Allum
You men out there (not to mention some of the ladies too) certainly are an odd bunch! I've had no end of strange requests for this feature since I joined Club, but this month's had to be just about the strangest ever.
At first I was a bit doubtful if I could do it and look sexy at the same time, but I think it's worked out pretty well, don't you?
Starting off in a pair of denim dungarees, DIY girl fails miserably in her mission as she forgets all about the walls and gets conveniently naked before daubing white emulsion all over her tits.
Over fifteen large and small photos over half a dozen pages Andrea then strips down to her little white smalls before rolling on the workbench to serve up yet another monthly treat.
Sara, by Suze Randall
Sara might look like a sweet young thing, but don't let that fool you for a minute. For the 18-year-old from Daventry is one of the naughtiest girls we've ever met at Club. And we ain't joking. Just take a look at those boots - they're lethal!
"I'm very fond of my boots, as you can all imagine," Sara grinned to us when we tackled her on the subject. "They do come in handy. You wouldn't believe the number of men who get turned on by these kind of fetish boots, young and old!
"The thing is that I like to feel dominant and take charge when it comes to sex, and because I look so sweet an innocent (so you tell me) my mendon't realise until it's too late. Not that they seem to object most of the time...
In what a stunning twelve-shot photoset covering seven pages, bright and bubbly little Sara strips from her black top and lacy white French crotchless knickers and to cavort on her bed in pretty white holdups. Oh, and those lethal black high-heeled boots that complete a truly sexy look.
Sara is your typical Club stunner - pretty face, lovely blonde hair and a fabulous firm body. It's a dozen pages of lovely indoor fun as she whips off her top to show off her cute little pair of bee-sting tits and opens up her lacy crotchless keks to show off her neatly-trimmed blonde cunt.
Delicious.
Lynette, photographed by Scott Evans
You can tell Lynette's red hot. If the look in this luscious 21-year-old's eyes didn't give it away instantly, then those scarlet stockings certainly would.
"Yes, these definitely come in handy in the bedroom," grinned Lynette, rubbing her hands up and down her thighs to illustrate the fact. "They just seem to send the blokes wild. They reckon that if I'm wearing red undies it must mean that I'm insatiable - which of course, I am!"
Really? Tell us more.
"Well, firstly, I like sex often. And I mean very often, like five times a day on average. And that's just for openers. I love men who are really adventurous and inventive in bed: you know, with different positions, different places, that kind of thing. The more imagination a bloke shows, the better!"
Tell us much more...
Sexy yet sophisticated, Strawberry-blonde Lynette provides some spectacular views over a dozen photographs as she opens her stockinged legs to show off her fine blonde muff and then serves up some lovely rear views of her delicious-looking pink gash. There's something to be said about a girl in nothing more that stockings and sussies, especially in a colour that contrasts with their pale white skin.
The centrefold shot is the clincher, as Lynette lies on her front and delivers a perfect rear-view pose - all while giving us a sexy look over her shoulder. Oh yes.
Dee, photographed by Denys Defrancesco
Forget all that rubbish in the press about mindless bimbos - Dee is a real Wild Child. She first appeared back in Vol 17 No 4, showing off her favourite hitch-hiking technique - a slow strip at the side of the road.
"That was very realistic - just the sort of thing I do when I'm feeling frisky," she says. "That's why, when Club asked me to model again, I wanted to do a wild-in-the-country sort of set. I spend a lot of time living off the land."
But does she do this all on her own? "Oh no - I usually have five or six blokes with me. There's no point getting back to nature if you can't do what comes naturally, is there?"
Brandishing her spear - while us readers are stroking ours - there are no sabre-tooted tigers in sight as our pretty cavegirl sheds her skins and serves up some cracked view of her tanned body. Sultry in the extreme, Dee's natural tan contrasts wonderfully with her striking green-hazel eyes, and that pout would make any Club-reading caveman melt.
With just nine photos over four pages however, the set is just waaay too short.
Siobhan, photgraphed by John Copeland
The luck of the Irish, eh? The one day the man Copeland travels to Dun Laoghaire the sun shines, and Siobhan is able to whip off her togs in the fresh air.
"It's been raining here for weeks, and I've had to make do with wanking indoors," says the girl herself in her lilting Dubling brogue. "I love to do it outside, sunbathing and playing with myself at the same time. So it was lovely the weather was so warm when John arrived: it meant I could give him a really good show, playing with myself all around our garden and patio.
"I think it must have turned him on a little, even though he sees so many beautiful girls. After all, not many of those girls can be as sex-mad as I am!"
There are sixteen photos over six pages as peroxide blonde Siobhan splashes about in her little paddling pool, rolls about indoors on her bed, strips down to a little white top and trainers on the porch and hoses herself down before hitting the beach again. The life of a Club International model, eh?
With her tanned and toned figure, pert tits and wonderfully-tanned bum, Siobhan ticks all the boxes.
Rachel, photographed by Scott Evans
Back in Vol 17 No 6 our Welsh rare-bit Rachel was bringing up the rear of the magazine with her own rather fantastic rear. So no-one was too unhappy when she asked us if she could make a reappearance. And in her last session, Rachel was telling us how much she enjoys getting her leg over. She's still enjoying it, then?
"Definitely. More than ever, in fact," the just-turned-20-year-old confessed to us. "I'm getting far more nookie now than when you last saw me in Club. All those guys out there seeing me naked must have worked some kind of magic. I've been absolutely snowed under with offers. To put it bluntly, I've hardly been off my back since then - which is just the way I like it!
"And I can tell all you blokes out there that I'm always ready for more!"
Over six pages and elevent ravishing photos, Rachel lies on her bed in a pretty white blouse and pink scarf, flips over to show off her pert breasts and flame-coloured minge, and spreads her lovely legs wide to give us randy Club readers a most delicious rear view of her sumptuous twat: you just want to nibble those thick and fleshy lips.
It gets better as she raises her arse into the air and before lying back and opening her legs - her little white socks simply add to the allure.
Vol. 18 No. 2
If the first issue of Club from 1989 served up an array of delicious treats, Vol. 18 No. 2 would carry on the good form. The cover would feature blonde sweetie Mandy Savory, whom many of us at the time would have known from her appearances on Page Three.
Sadly, we would never get to see what was behind Mandy's deliciously pretty barely-there white lingerie, and one must have felt a slight bit of despair on the part of the pornhound who might have expected to see a little bit more inside once.
To be fair to the ed he does admit that he "forgot to ask her to do a set", but to see this you would have to have been one of those rare and brave fellows who would actually open the mag while at the newsagents. Ah, those were the days.
Let's have a look at this month's nine lovely girls, then...
Careena Collins, photographed by Rupert Daines
Ok, so we lied. Back in Vol 17 No 7 when this lady appeared as our Holiday Girl, we called her Frances. And now she's spreading her legs for you here, we're calling her Careena. Crazy, eh gang?
Bue we weren't really lying. she really is called Frances. It's just that back home in the US, she goes under the name of Careena Collins, and she gets in front of the camera in films like Dressed to Thrill and Mymphette Does Hollywood and sucks cock like a demon. In fact, there's nothing she likes better than coming on camera, she told us.
And you know that's the truth just by looking at her.
Over eleven lovely photos Careena serves up some great views of her firm and well-sculpted body, which contrasts perfectly with her loosle-thrown on yellow outfit.
There are a number of stunning shots as this dark-haired babe reclines on a red sofa, drawing her legs up to show off her lovely pussy that is simply asking to be spread wide and licked. All the while she keeps her red heels on - did I say before that I liked this look?
Jane, photographed by Michael Moore
There's nothing plain about Jane, as you can clearly see - except for the plain fact that she's bloody gorgeous! She gets that reaction from all the men she meets; so what type of man does she actually go for?
"I prefer older men, I must confess - and most preferably in their forties," said the 22-year-old from the Lake District. "They're usually very experienced lovers, and are willing to do just about anything and everything in bed. Exactly how I like my sex!
"Take my latest lover, for example. He's 44, fit as a fiddle, with a great body and endless energy for fucking. His favourite place for it is standing up in the shower, but we've done it all over the place."
Does she go for that distinguished look too?
Tanned, toned and looking absolutely resplendent in a black basque, stockings and suspenders, brunette Jane is the perfect picture of the perfect Club International girl. Sultry, sexy, gorgeous, perfectly formed. I can only say that if you had this magazine and had not reached for your cock on seeing this photoset, you were probably dead - or simply paralysed.
Over thirteen stunning photographs Jane cavorts in the sun in and out of a number of different outfits, but the shot of her sitting back with her legs spread clad in that black ensemble is simply amazing. Pert tits, a pretty and well-manicured black muff... Perfect.
Andrea Clarke and Shirlie, photographed by Steve Colby
When I'm modelling, I like a little variety, which is why I always love doing a spread with another model. Especially if she is as good-looking as Shirlie. There's nothing like a bit of good healthy competition to get the old juices flowing, if you know what I mean!
Posing with Shirlie on those soft satin sheets gave me such a thrill; it got me really excited and wet. Satin always makes me think of being pampered by a man in bed, and of course that's what I like most of all. I like a man to make a fuss of me, to woo me, that kind of thing. And these bedroom sets always make me feel in the mood for sex too. That's why I do so many of them - apart from the fact that all you guys out there love them!
This is truly a photoset for lingerie enthusiasts, as Andrea and Shirlie show off their fine forms in their best satin, silk and lace finery over ten hot photographs. While Andrea goes for a lacy one-piece, sweet Shirlie has picked her best white outfit from her underwear drawer, topping things off with sexy white stockings and sussies and white heels.
It's ten photos of lovely peroxide blonde goodness.
Melanie, photographed by Michael Moore
Melanie told us straight away that she had something to confess to us. Spill the beans then, Melanie. "I've never done this sort of thing before!" the 20-year-old Bradford brunette revealed.
What, never dropped her togs for a men's magazine before?
"Never. It's something I'd often thought about because I've done a lot of ordinary fashion modelling. Showing myself off to people really excites me, and the thought of men looking at all of me, and fancying me, makes me feel so randy! So nude modelling seemed like a very natural step for me to take."
And we're bloody glad she did.
Pert and perfectly-formed Melanie shows off her class in a fantastic outfit of white lacy basque, seamed white stockings and pretty suspenders - it just doesn't get much better than this. Reclining in her boudoir she keeps her outfit on, while thankfully eschewing knickers and showing off her pretty and well-trimmed dark bush.
It's thirteen photos of sheer Club class, capped off with a final shot of marvellous Melanie completely naked. A set made for a slow, warm wank.
Karen, photographed Rupert Daines
As you can see from these pictures, Karen's really in the pink. And so she should be - she's got herself not one, but two, new boyfriends!
"To put it bluntly," the 23-year-old Dover lass told us, "I'm getting shagged about ten times a day now, and I'm loving every minute! My friends can't believe I've got the stamina to keep up with so much sex, but believe me, it's my two blokes who end up struggling!
"Neither of them know about each other, so I hope they're not reading this issue of Club or I'll be in trouble. But I just couldn't give either of them up - they're both so good in bed. Unless I have a better offer when your readers have seen this photo session, that is...
If the previous set asked for things to be taken nice and slow, this stunning set of blonde Karen gets the sap rising quickly to the top. It's a case of trousers and pants down and hammering away furiously.
Like Melanie, centrefold Karen reclines on her bed - but there the similarity ends as the subtle class of white lingerie is replaced by the sexy thrill of a hot pink top and matching pop sox. Over eight pages and eight photos Karen shows off her pretty and furry blonde muff, a lightly tan-lined derrière, and deliciously pert little tits.
Karen lies back, spreads her lovely legs and serves up some sweet from-behind shots before the final round, a fantastic centrespread where she hitches up her legs and shows off her cunt-fur. Next step, clean up the sticky mess.
Bettina, photographed by Gary Sanger
Strewth, this is a bit arty, isn't it? All this fashionable black and funny lighting everywhere. It's all very well for snappers like Sanger who want to win poncy awards, but what does Bettina from Ilford make of it?
"Oh, I like all this tasteful stuff," says the 18-year-old with the best bum in Essex. "I think nude photos like this can look sexier than those blatant ones. It's more erotic, it's more sensitive, and to be honest it shows off my bottom better too. Pretty tasty, isn't it?"
Amply-endowed with with a model-like body, strawberry-blonde Bettina is another example of the perfect Club International girl - and the quality of the photography is first class. The lighting is perfect, and the shot of beads of water resting on Bettina's well-oiled bottom takes us into the word where porn meets art.
There are some fantastic shots of this lovely girl's deliciously fine ginger minge, but at seven photographs over two pages this photoshoot is way, way too short.
Tracy, photographed by John Graham
Tracy has exactly what we like most in an 18-year-old: she's not some French beauty queen, she's just an ordinary, cute, friendly Scottish teenager who happens to be incredibly sexy. We told her as much after the photo session.
"I was a bit of an ugly duckling - I've only become a little bit pretty in the last few years," she said. "I still can't believe I'm pretty enough to go in Club, though. Men never seem to ask me out, I've never had a proper boyfriend - I've just snogged at parties a few times, nothing more than that, really."
Could this be that Tracy hasn't, er... "Yes, I'm still a virgin. But some time soon I hope I'll meet a nice boy and that will change! If your readers really like my pictures, I might even get the confidence to ask a boy out myself some time."
This issue has already delivered in its promise of high-quality models, but lovely Tracy sums up all that is good about perusing naked females in naughty magazines. Sweet, sexy and with a body to die for, she is also the sort of girl you could happily take home to meet your mother.
Everything shouts perfection: the sweet floral outfit teamed with white holdup stockings and sexy white boots, the long and pretty wavy blonde hair, the ample yet wonderfully pert breasts and beautifully furry mound hiding the sweetest little set of cunt lips.
The set covers seven pages and thirteen photographs, but it is simply not enough. Tracy is so gorgeous you just keep wanting more.
Katie, photographed by Ray Murphy
Our 18-year-old corker Katie is coy about where she comes from - but she knows exactly where she is going.
"I'm hoping to get right to the top," she informed us. "And doing that by taking my clothes off and flaunting myself in front of the camera seems like the best way to get there!"
And we couldn't agree more.
Wearing nothing more than a wide-brimmed hat atop a rocky outcrop, sexy blonde Katie kicks off the set with a stunning shot of her beautifully bronzed, toned and oiled body, before stopping for a spot of angling (erm OK!) and opening her lovely legs to show off a fine pair of pussy lips topped with the finest of trimmed pubic topiaries.
With nine large and small photos spread over four pages, this set is again way too short and fails to do justice for yet another fine piece of Club International totty. But hey, you can only cram so many lovely girls into one issue...
Sadly, we would never get to see what was behind Mandy's deliciously pretty barely-there white lingerie, and one must have felt a slight bit of despair on the part of the pornhound who might have expected to see a little bit more inside once.
To be fair to the ed he does admit that he "forgot to ask her to do a set", but to see this you would have to have been one of those rare and brave fellows who would actually open the mag while at the newsagents. Ah, those were the days.
Let's have a look at this month's nine lovely girls, then...
Careena Collins, photographed by Rupert Daines
Ok, so we lied. Back in Vol 17 No 7 when this lady appeared as our Holiday Girl, we called her Frances. And now she's spreading her legs for you here, we're calling her Careena. Crazy, eh gang?
Bue we weren't really lying. she really is called Frances. It's just that back home in the US, she goes under the name of Careena Collins, and she gets in front of the camera in films like Dressed to Thrill and Mymphette Does Hollywood and sucks cock like a demon. In fact, there's nothing she likes better than coming on camera, she told us.
And you know that's the truth just by looking at her.
Over eleven lovely photos Careena serves up some great views of her firm and well-sculpted body, which contrasts perfectly with her loosle-thrown on yellow outfit.
There are a number of stunning shots as this dark-haired babe reclines on a red sofa, drawing her legs up to show off her lovely pussy that is simply asking to be spread wide and licked. All the while she keeps her red heels on - did I say before that I liked this look?
Jane, photographed by Michael Moore
There's nothing plain about Jane, as you can clearly see - except for the plain fact that she's bloody gorgeous! She gets that reaction from all the men she meets; so what type of man does she actually go for?
"I prefer older men, I must confess - and most preferably in their forties," said the 22-year-old from the Lake District. "They're usually very experienced lovers, and are willing to do just about anything and everything in bed. Exactly how I like my sex!
"Take my latest lover, for example. He's 44, fit as a fiddle, with a great body and endless energy for fucking. His favourite place for it is standing up in the shower, but we've done it all over the place."
Does she go for that distinguished look too?
Tanned, toned and looking absolutely resplendent in a black basque, stockings and suspenders, brunette Jane is the perfect picture of the perfect Club International girl. Sultry, sexy, gorgeous, perfectly formed. I can only say that if you had this magazine and had not reached for your cock on seeing this photoset, you were probably dead - or simply paralysed.
Over thirteen stunning photographs Jane cavorts in the sun in and out of a number of different outfits, but the shot of her sitting back with her legs spread clad in that black ensemble is simply amazing. Pert tits, a pretty and well-manicured black muff... Perfect.
Andrea Clarke and Shirlie, photographed by Steve Colby
When I'm modelling, I like a little variety, which is why I always love doing a spread with another model. Especially if she is as good-looking as Shirlie. There's nothing like a bit of good healthy competition to get the old juices flowing, if you know what I mean!
Posing with Shirlie on those soft satin sheets gave me such a thrill; it got me really excited and wet. Satin always makes me think of being pampered by a man in bed, and of course that's what I like most of all. I like a man to make a fuss of me, to woo me, that kind of thing. And these bedroom sets always make me feel in the mood for sex too. That's why I do so many of them - apart from the fact that all you guys out there love them!
This is truly a photoset for lingerie enthusiasts, as Andrea and Shirlie show off their fine forms in their best satin, silk and lace finery over ten hot photographs. While Andrea goes for a lacy one-piece, sweet Shirlie has picked her best white outfit from her underwear drawer, topping things off with sexy white stockings and sussies and white heels.
It's ten photos of lovely peroxide blonde goodness.
Melanie, photographed by Michael Moore
Melanie told us straight away that she had something to confess to us. Spill the beans then, Melanie. "I've never done this sort of thing before!" the 20-year-old Bradford brunette revealed.
What, never dropped her togs for a men's magazine before?
"Never. It's something I'd often thought about because I've done a lot of ordinary fashion modelling. Showing myself off to people really excites me, and the thought of men looking at all of me, and fancying me, makes me feel so randy! So nude modelling seemed like a very natural step for me to take."
And we're bloody glad she did.
Pert and perfectly-formed Melanie shows off her class in a fantastic outfit of white lacy basque, seamed white stockings and pretty suspenders - it just doesn't get much better than this. Reclining in her boudoir she keeps her outfit on, while thankfully eschewing knickers and showing off her pretty and well-trimmed dark bush.
It's thirteen photos of sheer Club class, capped off with a final shot of marvellous Melanie completely naked. A set made for a slow, warm wank.
Karen, photographed Rupert Daines
As you can see from these pictures, Karen's really in the pink. And so she should be - she's got herself not one, but two, new boyfriends!
"To put it bluntly," the 23-year-old Dover lass told us, "I'm getting shagged about ten times a day now, and I'm loving every minute! My friends can't believe I've got the stamina to keep up with so much sex, but believe me, it's my two blokes who end up struggling!
"Neither of them know about each other, so I hope they're not reading this issue of Club or I'll be in trouble. But I just couldn't give either of them up - they're both so good in bed. Unless I have a better offer when your readers have seen this photo session, that is...
If the previous set asked for things to be taken nice and slow, this stunning set of blonde Karen gets the sap rising quickly to the top. It's a case of trousers and pants down and hammering away furiously.
Like Melanie, centrefold Karen reclines on her bed - but there the similarity ends as the subtle class of white lingerie is replaced by the sexy thrill of a hot pink top and matching pop sox. Over eight pages and eight photos Karen shows off her pretty and furry blonde muff, a lightly tan-lined derrière, and deliciously pert little tits.
Karen lies back, spreads her lovely legs and serves up some sweet from-behind shots before the final round, a fantastic centrespread where she hitches up her legs and shows off her cunt-fur. Next step, clean up the sticky mess.
Bettina, photographed by Gary Sanger
Strewth, this is a bit arty, isn't it? All this fashionable black and funny lighting everywhere. It's all very well for snappers like Sanger who want to win poncy awards, but what does Bettina from Ilford make of it?
"Oh, I like all this tasteful stuff," says the 18-year-old with the best bum in Essex. "I think nude photos like this can look sexier than those blatant ones. It's more erotic, it's more sensitive, and to be honest it shows off my bottom better too. Pretty tasty, isn't it?"
Amply-endowed with with a model-like body, strawberry-blonde Bettina is another example of the perfect Club International girl - and the quality of the photography is first class. The lighting is perfect, and the shot of beads of water resting on Bettina's well-oiled bottom takes us into the word where porn meets art.
There are some fantastic shots of this lovely girl's deliciously fine ginger minge, but at seven photographs over two pages this photoshoot is way, way too short.
Tracy, photographed by John Graham
Tracy has exactly what we like most in an 18-year-old: she's not some French beauty queen, she's just an ordinary, cute, friendly Scottish teenager who happens to be incredibly sexy. We told her as much after the photo session.
"I was a bit of an ugly duckling - I've only become a little bit pretty in the last few years," she said. "I still can't believe I'm pretty enough to go in Club, though. Men never seem to ask me out, I've never had a proper boyfriend - I've just snogged at parties a few times, nothing more than that, really."
Could this be that Tracy hasn't, er... "Yes, I'm still a virgin. But some time soon I hope I'll meet a nice boy and that will change! If your readers really like my pictures, I might even get the confidence to ask a boy out myself some time."
This issue has already delivered in its promise of high-quality models, but lovely Tracy sums up all that is good about perusing naked females in naughty magazines. Sweet, sexy and with a body to die for, she is also the sort of girl you could happily take home to meet your mother.
Everything shouts perfection: the sweet floral outfit teamed with white holdup stockings and sexy white boots, the long and pretty wavy blonde hair, the ample yet wonderfully pert breasts and beautifully furry mound hiding the sweetest little set of cunt lips.
The set covers seven pages and thirteen photographs, but it is simply not enough. Tracy is so gorgeous you just keep wanting more.
Katie, photographed by Ray Murphy
Our 18-year-old corker Katie is coy about where she comes from - but she knows exactly where she is going.
"I'm hoping to get right to the top," she informed us. "And doing that by taking my clothes off and flaunting myself in front of the camera seems like the best way to get there!"
And we couldn't agree more.
Wearing nothing more than a wide-brimmed hat atop a rocky outcrop, sexy blonde Katie kicks off the set with a stunning shot of her beautifully bronzed, toned and oiled body, before stopping for a spot of angling (erm OK!) and opening her lovely legs to show off a fine pair of pussy lips topped with the finest of trimmed pubic topiaries.
With nine large and small photos spread over four pages, this set is again way too short and fails to do justice for yet another fine piece of Club International totty. But hey, you can only cram so many lovely girls into one issue...
Saturday, 11 February 2012
Vol. 18 No. 1
The first edition of volume eighteen was released in the first week of January 1989, and featured a cover light years away from what we'd see today both in terms of style and look. OK, forget the obvious fact that covergirl Gail is clearly dressed for the late 1980s - I am talking about the style of the photograph itself and the work put into the photograph. So pick from the slides job here, but a professionally posed shot clearly intended to provide a teasing cover shot.Clad only in red fingerless gloves and sporting a healthy set of bikini tanlines, big-haired blonde Gail protects her modesty with her shiny saxophone and a coyly positioned right hand - a sweet tease, the perfect Club International covershot and a superb indication of what is to come as soon as you get to some place comfortable and turn the first page.
There are eight girls in this issue, many of whom have been photographed out in the sun - the ultimate antitode to the chilly and dreary British winter. Let's have a look at them.
Lucia Marcello, photographed by Scott EvansBush baby Lucia (pronounced Loo Cheeya) Marcello is a self-confessed political animal. Yet she's no radical feminist or closet vote snatcher - she's just got the hots for new American Premier George Bush.
"I think it's great he's got into the White House. The thought of a man with so much power at his fingertips just sends my pussy into overdrive," purrs the 22-year-old Lucia, her half-Italian blood beginning to boil.
She's spent the last few months in her home town of Chicago picking up an snippet of campaign memorabilia she can - anything with Bush's picture on it, from coffee mugs to party political panties.
"Of course, I'd rather have the real thing rubbing my pussy! If I do ever get hold of him then I'll be conducting my very own Erection Campaign." So- face some vice, President?
Thankfully that's where Lucia's affinity with Republican politics ends, as we see her cavort on her desk before losing her clothes in a photoset that consists of fifteen large and small images. She unbuttons her blouse to show a fine and pert pair of tits, and opens her legs to give us a stunning view of her dark and perfectly-trimmed thatch before providing some lovely from-behind shots.
A great opening, in more ways than one - and with a bush as good looking as that, who needs old George?
Gina, photographed by Michael MooreGina's come a long way from her job as a beauty therapist in Islington - several thousand miles, in fact, to the West Indian island of St. Lucia.
"The furthest West I'd been before this was Hammersmith," 19-year-old Gina told us. "Until Club flew me out here, I hadn't been able to afford a proper holiday at all - and anyway, I was always too busy working. And my mother's family came from here originally, so I was able to see where all my relatives used to live.
"Anyway, where in Britain would I be able to whip my clothes off any time I fancy?" she grins. "Any excuse to get undressed is good enough for me!"
We see Gina at the beach in fourteen beautifully-composed shots - standing naked against the pale blue sea and white sand, offering a cracking from behind shot that shows off her toned body, and standing rather inexplicably in a leather jacket that is clearly unsuitable for the climate.
Gina has a fine set of tits and a healthy yet well-ordered black minge, and has you keep those pages turning.
Andrea Clarke, photographed by Joanie Allum"When I was a girl I always wanted to be a nurse. All girls do, don't they? So when the Ed told me that one of the most popular requests ever was for me to dress up in a nurse's uniform, I knew that I just couldn't resist.
There's something about me in uniform that seems to be sending most of you wild. And I can't say I blame you! I was feeling especially randy when I pulled on my uniform over my sheer black stockings. And luckily enough, the outfit was just that little bit tight, which is the way I like to wear my clothes - so my boobs were just aching to get out of that dress. Which meant that I just had to fondle them afterwards."
I was never really a massive fan of regular girl Andrea, but this instalment of her "Ask Andrea" column did give a hard-on as I turned the page. Maybe it's just the naughty nurse fantasy thing, but in this set she looks super-hot.
We get to see thirteen photos of blonde Andrea as she removes her blue uniform to reveal a sexy black ensemble and lies on a bed that she should perhaps be preparing for a patient; legs open and with her ample breasts spilling out of her little black bra, this is one stunningly sexy photoset.
(Note: I have never seen a nurse that looks like this, let alone the type that would wear stockings and suspenders under her work uniform).
Girl of the Year Julia Parton, photographed by Rupert DainesWhen we first featured Julia earlier this year, it was her connection with singing cousin Dolly Parton which really caught our eye. This time, though, she's appearing strictly on her own merits: as the most beautiful girl Club featured in 1988 - and that's official.
"The nicest thing about this business is knowing that some guy out there fancies you - even if it's only the Editor!" Julia told us. "I'm an exhibitionist, and I think if they're honest every girl who does nude modelling is the same. So showing off your body, knowing that it's appreciated, is a buzz, it's a turn on. So you can just imagine the effect of knowing that more guys fancy me than any other girl in the magazine over a whole year! That's hundreds of girls, and they think I'm the horniest! I just love that!"
Like the pools winners say, though, success ain't gonna change Julia's life. "I'm only 21, and I'm still having lots of fun modelling in LA. I can't wait to get to the UK, I've heard so much about it and I'd love to meet some of my fans, but I think I'll stay an all-American girl at heart. But I suppose when I get over there to do some more work for Club you English guys might be able to change my mind?"
I think you can safely say we'll make a BIG effort.
Julia took the crown by beating regular girl Andrea Clarke into third place, with another brunette Janette (who featured in Vol. 17 No. 8) taking the third place on the podium.
Our reward as readers for Julia's winning this coveted prize would be a stunning eight-shot spread, with the newly-crowned Club International Girl of the Year looking delectable in a pale pink nightgown and a pretty pearl necklace dropping between her hefty mammaries. Julia has a great body and a fantastic black bush - something of a rarity for a model from the other side of the pond.
The results of the GotY poll were as follows:
1. Julia (Vol. 17 No. 4); 2. Andrea (Vol. 17 Nos. 4-13); 3. Janette (Vol. 17 No. 8); 4. Charlotte (Vol. 17 No. 7); 5. Stefanie (Vol. 17 No. 10); 6. Stacy (Vol. 17 Nos. 5, 8, 12); 7. Debbie (Vol. 17 No. 3); 8. Sue (Vol. 17 No. 13); 9. Camille (Vol. 17 No. 12); 10. Dee (Vol. 17 No. 4).
Tania Brooke, photographed by Rupert DainesAs bubbly blondes go, 19-year-old Tania Brooke has to be one of the most effervescent in the business. She's enthusiastic about absolutely everything and can't stop talking.
Her constant verbal barrage has earned her the name of Babbling Brooke in her home town of Solihull - she even talks in her sleep, ferchrissakes.
"The only time I ever shut up is when I have something in my mouth," she informs us. Now let's form an orderly queue, boys...
In a set consisting of nine photos inclusing a lovely centrespread shot, Tania lifts up her tiny white vest top and gives us all a look at her well-shaped tits, before opening her tanned legs and serving up a view of her pretty pink snatch. During all this time she also manages to keep her white heels on, which is something of a bonus as I have always liked that particular look.
There's one particularly memorable shot of her cute little arsehole - somewhat rare at the time as they were often blurred out or obscured - and some terrific bum shots before the centrefold itself, which sees Tania recline on a deckchair.
Fucking fantastic.
Sandy, photographed by Andrew StauntonIf you fancy something hot and wet to brighten up a winter's evening, then you needn't go any further than Sandy. She's 23, comes from York and likes nothing better than to be frolicking around a swimming pool doing naughty things with a hose pipe - even in January.
"Well, January's different in California!" she admitted. "I couldn't resist the offer of a trip here. So now I'm showing you all just how grateful I am for my holiday!"
Starting off in a pair of hot pink bikini bottoms - which I would have liked to have seen her in for a few more of the nine shots in thus all-too-short photoset - Sandy gets to work with a yellow hosepipe, and cools herself down before reclining on a pink lilo and heading off naked to the pool.
Sporting highlighted dark blonde hair that complements her natural tan - no fake orange crap to be seen here - Sandy has a nicely-formed pair of tits and a luxuriously pretty dark bush; the final shot of her standing in the pool completely starkers - check it out here - is just amazing.
Penny Morgan, photographed by Joe KingBlue-eyed Penny Morgan might look like the girl-next-door type, but don't let that fool you. Over in the US this lady is one of the best known and horniest porn stars in the business, and is usually described by everyone she works with as a "hot slut". In films like Games Couple Play, Crystal Balls and Hollywood Vice, she certainly proves it!
Horny Penny told us how she got started: "I had a friend who was in the business, and she dragged me along to an audition. To put it mildly, the director just flipped at my cock-sucking ability and gave me a nice fat contract on the spot. Now I do it for a living.
All this work and no play certainly hasn't made me a dull girl though!"
Penny is an absolute corker, and doesn't even need to show anything off to get the blood pumping down there as kicks off the shoot in a hot pink and black ensemble. Then comes the moment when she pulls her tiny bikini bottoms aside - wow. With her tits encased in that tight top and a sighting of that gorgeous blonde muff and pretty pink cunt, I'm in heaven.
The shoot is unfortunately a bit short at four pages and eight photos, but there's not much else to complain about here...
Gail Casey, photographed by Scott EvansWhen Gail Casey blows, she certainly blows hard. And that's just not when she's playing that sax.
"This is my own sax, my most treasured possession," the Liverpool lovely told us. "I've been playing sax since I was at school, and I still play in a couple of jazz bands. But the great thing about playing the sax is that it teaches you useful breathing techniques and gives your lips wonderful suction into the bargain! That's really helped my sex life no end.
"None of my boyfriends can believe what's hit them when I clamp my lips round their dicks and start to suck. And when I really get into the blowjob, I never have to come up for air. I just use my sax breathing method and keep right on going till I get my reward. Now that's what I call hitting the right note!"
Reclining on her bed and sporting some particularly spectaculat tanlines, the horny - or should I say saxy - blonde lovely drops her red top, showing off her fine breasts and luxurious muff - with the latter being captured in a wonderful close-up shot.
Gail's striking tanlines are shown off to good effect with some particularly well-positioned from-behind shots, before the ten-photo set is rounded off with a lovely view of her delicious pink twat. Yum.
Friday, 10 February 2012
Welcome to the Club Archive
Welcome to the Club Archive, where I am at long last going to try and cobble together a review of every single edition of the fantastic Paul Raymond Publications magazine Club International from 1989 through to 2010. In my view Club was by far the classiest of all of the magazines in the PRP, a good step above the proletarian grot such as Escort and Razzle and a decent step ahead of its sister publications Mayfair (post-1991), Men Only and Men's World.A Club Girl was a model that was always sexy without being tarty and both sophisticated and seductive without being pretentious. She was the sort of cute and sweet-looking honey you'd least expect to find spreading her legs and showing off her flange in the pages of a mucky magazine, but at the same time the sort of nubile minx you'd desperately want to fuck if given half the chance.
Club was softcore pornography at its finest: time and again, it delivered.
Some of you may know me from my posts on various porn-related forums and bulletin boards such as the Vintage Erotica Forum, and indeed some of you may have used my detailed Excel spreadsheet listing all of the Club International models during this period.
"Why 2010?", I hear you all ask. Well, those of you in the know and who might have followed my ranting posts on the boards and forums I frequent will know exactly what I am talking about.
First there was the introduction of a silicone-enhanced regular model - sacrilege! - and the invasion of what had been a stylish magazine with models who not long before would never have made the grade to be a Club Girl. Fake breasts, tacky tattoos, that bizarre two-tone chav hair, terrifyingly hairless cunts, way too much make-up, fake tan, eyelash extensions, orange faces... You get the general idea.
Then there was the quality of the magazine itself, which by the end of 2010 having been shifted to another printing company started to resemble toilet paper. The robust publication of the 1980s that could have survived a nuclear winter stuffed behind a school toilet cistern - as many of them did - was now a cheap rag made of paper that would probably biodegrade if left sitting on a shelf in regular sunlight.
What made things worse was than while the magazine itself was being cheapened almost by the issue, the cover price started to accelerate upwards - with readers often finding themselves having to shell out an extra pound for a CD that was little more than a softcore preview of far more explicit and satisfying material that could easily be found floating around the Internet. I soon began to feel insulted at having to pay the best part of a fiver for a magazine that continually failed to deliver.
And so I waited until the end of volume thirty-nine, and drew a line under things. What actually rounded things off nicely was that the cover featured blonde Czech babe Zuzana Zeleznovova, one of my favourite models.
While ten years previously any attempt to give up on the magazine would have been a monumental failure - just a glimpse of a sexy cover would immediately draw me back in - this time I just didn't miss it. It has now been over a year since I have seen a new edition of Club International, and periodically check out online previews of the covers: needless to say I am completely satisfied that I am not missing anything worth paying the money for, let alone keeping or adding to my collection.
In a way, by calling time on my collection it means that I can concentrate on this archive properly, without having to endure the pain of writing reviews on new magazines and models that are not really that attractive. Nah, I'd rather spend my time reminiscing about older stuff - and models who at least had the decency to not shave off all their pubic hair.
I enjoy writing generally so what you'll find here won't be just simple reviews of each magazine with a gynaecological overview of each model. Well OK, there'll be a bit of that, but I'd like to think I will make the articles interesting so that you will keep checking back.
I'll be starting with 1989, of course: before the Berlin Wall came doing and unleashed the horde of Eastern European talent now dominating the porn world, when most of the girls who are now hitting the top shelf wouldn't have even been born, and when a shaven haven was a weird, rare - and usually Transatlantic - treat. A time when I was reaching the end of my teenage years.
Given that you're reading this I'd guess you already know that this blog is centred on an adult subject, and as such will contain sexually explicit images and a decent dose of appropriately coarse language. I guess I just need to make sure, of course.
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